thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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