I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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