I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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