is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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