Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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