My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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