I wish you could order shots online.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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