Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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