Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
