You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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