i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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