wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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