Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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