On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm at about main and main street
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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