Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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