That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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