how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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