They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
His nipple licking is glorious
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