The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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