i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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