we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I currently don't understand fingers.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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