Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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