You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
