He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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