We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I won't apologize to a one balled man
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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