This girl is more easily done than said...
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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