Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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