I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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