Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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