sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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