i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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