gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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