I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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