There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Is Oprah even human
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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