You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Girls should come with a carfax report
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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