Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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