do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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