just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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