The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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