I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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