we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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