chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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