Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize