Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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