She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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