Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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