she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't turn off my feet"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Are these your boobs on my camera?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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