i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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