Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He did a backflip because drugs
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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