Three words: puerto rican gang bang
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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