yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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