is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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