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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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