Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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