Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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